My Best Dressed: The Grammy’s

Honestly, watching the Grammys was worst than watching Green Bay win the Super Bowl this year.  The only two decent performances were Eminem and Lady Gaga – Justin Bieber didn’t win ‘Best New Artist’ because he was too busy hiding in the girl that won’s afro and I’m beginning to believe I need to start an incubation process in an embryo to clear my skin and turn me into a superstar.

I dislike the Grammy’s for (tacky famewhore) fashion because I’m not the type of person to enjoy overly eccentric outfits that look like they are from David’s Bridal or a crazy train.  I like innovative fashion but stay away from the peacock feathers and pink + red.  Fortunately, I did find a few of my favorites last night on the red carpet, while I made red velvet pancakes (that of which I highly recommend).

PS – Random thoughts of the night. Ummm, what was Kimmy K doing at the Grammy’s?  Why did Miley Cyrus have arm fat and side boobage?  Why didn’t J-Beebs and Selena steal a kissy?  Did Gaga have horns on her forehead? What kind of collective cocaine are the 12,000 Grammy voters on? Were they born that way?

Anywho….

Selena Gomez in J. Mendel

She is amazing.  Absolutely stunning. Crazy beautiful.

Ri Ri looking FIERCE

This saved her from the ‘is she wearing underwear’ dress on the red carpet.

Nicole Kidman in Jean Paul Gaultier

Couldn’t decide if I liked it at first. Then, decided I did.  Don’t know what this means but it’s ending with the result of featuring her in my ‘best dressed.’

LeAnn Rimes in Reem Acra

Lookin’ pretty fly for a white guy.

Lady Gaga in Embryo

The incubating and dilating process was a little dramatic.  Dramatic enough to last decades later.  “Remember when Lady Gaga came to the Grammy’s in an….egg?”

Kimmy in Kaufamanfranco

I’m not sure why she was here, but I liked it.  Hey honey, where’s your bro?

Jennifer Lopez in Emilio Pucci

THE SHOES. THE SHOES. THE SHOES. THE SHOES.

Jennifer Hudson in Versace

Last but definitely not least, the bangin’, boobin’ Jennifer Hudson ladies and gentleman.  Weight watchers done a girl wonders. She looks seriously hawt, almost unrecognizable.  WOWZA.

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Author:bechaffee

University of Saint Thomas graduate. Minnesota-bred and happy to talk about the weather any time you’d like! Strongly believes any situation can be bettered by a slice of generously buttered toast or Phil Dunphy. Would get arrested to touch Justin Timberlake’s face. Always trying to be a better person by not wishing horrible karma on people driving slow in the fast lane. Hear more: @twitter @instagram

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