The Oscars: The Best Dressed (supa fly)

I have a hate/love relationship with the Oscars. Mostly because it’s like watching dog shit harden when it actually begins. But it’s like watching fashion fireworks go up in flames when the red carpet is rolled out for the pre-show. This is where fashion is incredible! This is where celebrities get angry when you don’t ask what they’re wearing! This is where suddenly-the only things that matter in the world are perfected cleavage, fabric dye and gown trains are all that matter. Nomaste to all and to all a great night.

Here are my best dressed:

Jessica Chastain -- Alexander McQueen

Jennifer Lopez -- Zuhair Murad

Michelle Williams -- Louis Vuitton

Emma Stone -- Giambattista Valli

Tina Fey -- Custom made Carolina Herrera

OTHER OSCAR OBSERVATIONS:


How did Cameron Diaz get past the guards and onto the red carpet???

I almost saw Angelina Jolie’s lady parts that have (quite frankly) done very little for such a large family.

Emma Stone continues to be my favorite HollyWood lady, after her “omg first presentation ever” speech. Honestly, it was the most entertaining twist of the night. Aside from watching my cat creep around the family room while the Cirque du Solei music bounced around in the background.

I don’t know many of the other celebrities names…(that won anything anyway). Otherwise, I’d try to make fun of them.

 

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Author:bechaffee

University of Saint Thomas graduate. Minnesota-bred and happy to talk about the weather any time you’d like! Strongly believes any situation can be bettered by a slice of generously buttered toast or Phil Dunphy. Would get arrested to touch Justin Timberlake’s face. Always trying to be a better person by not wishing horrible karma on people driving slow in the fast lane. Hear more: @twitter @instagram

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One Comment on “The Oscars: The Best Dressed (supa fly)”

  1. February 28, 2012 at 12:49 pm #

    Oh, I like you list! I just loved what Tina Fey wore, accessories, hair, everything. But I would add Octavia Spencer and Milla Jovovich to my list. They were gorgeous!

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